They have now, with a little help from Michael Jackson, established with certainty that the Calvinistic doctrine of Total Depravity (the “T” in the acronym TULIP) IS IN FACT TRUE.
So the best thing you can do when you find out that you are totally bad, is to laugh. Hallelujah! What I would like to know, is why the word “saints” appear 95 times in the Bible – 34 times in the Old Testament and 61 rimes in the New? By the way, the word “saint” means morally blameless. What you must realize is this: The elect are bad but they will never be debarred from heaven because they are the elected bad. The non-elected bad will never see heaven because their total badness debars them from heaven. The elect are bad in Christ while the non-elect are bad outside of Christ.